Book Talk! - "Confessions of a Murder Suspect

Confessions of a Murder Suspect is bad. it is straight-up bad. All the dialogue is robotic, the story and event boring and unfulfilling. However, there is a way to make this book good, if not great. This involves replacing the main character, a teenage girl with the wrestler "Macho Man" Randy Savage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Savage). This make the book so much better and so hilarious. Now onto the actual book's plot. Tandy Angel is a smart teenage girl of the incredibly rich Angel family, consisting of the parents, Malcolm and Maud, Tandy's twin brother Harry, her younger brother Hugo, and her older brother Matthew. Everything is normal until one night their parents are murder, and the Angel family is the biggest suspect. I really would not recommend this book, unless you want to laugh at how bad it is.