Limericks

Limericks

There once was a man quite frozen

Who was stranded somewhere in the ocean

He believed to see a ship

But in shouting he slipped

And caused quite the commotion

Winter Break

A family sitting around the fire

Let’s just hope it doesn’t turn into a pyre

Because trees by fires are dangerous

And dying by fire is hardly painless

And that situation could turn quite dire

Logan

There once was a student from Logan

Whose joking caused quite the commotion

But one day

His jokes got to risqué

And he was discovered to be Minnesotan